Subject: girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out,
and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the
cocktails.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them
suggested they do their business behind a headstone or
something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took
off her panties, and used them and threw them away.
Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear
set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough
to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a
grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After
finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the
other husband and said, "These damn girls night out
have got to stop. My wife came home last night without
her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with
a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said,
`From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never
forget you.'"