Here's one for DP and all the cat lovers:

A guy takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look-see at him."

He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What!?" the guy says, "because he's cross-eyed?"

"No," the doc replies, "because he's really heavy."

* I Go Pogo *