Oh yes, and this one....

THE SILENT TREATMENT


Bob and Joan were having some problems at home and
were giving each other the "silent treatment".
But then Bob realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am for an early morning golf game. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so to lose the"war"), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am." The next morning, Bob woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 am and that his friends had left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00am. Wake up."

Good Morning!!!!