Hey! You gals keep forgetting the jokes!! This thread requires a sense of humo(u)r and there are plenty of other, way less funny, threads to jump on if you're lacking!! :p

A guy is out with buddies, has few drinks and is feeling a little frisky. But, true to his wife, goes home.

He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.

She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, "What did you put in my mouth?"

"Two aspirin," he says.

She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He says, "That's all I wanted to hear."

* I Go Pogo *