A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer, please, and one for the road."
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to look at, either.

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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman