Are you aware of the discovery
in the human body of a nerve that
connects the eyeballs to the anus?

It is called the anal optic nerve.
It is responsible for giving people
a crappy outlook on life.

If you don't believe me,
pull a hair from your butt
and see if it doesn't
bring a tear to your eye eek laugh

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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman