At the local pub, John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest o' me life......between the legs o' me beautiful wife."
For that he won the prize for the best toast of the night.He went home and told his wife. She said, "Aye, what was the toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest o' me life.....sitting in church right next to me wife."
She was impressed and surprised.
The next day she ran into one of John's buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled and said, "John won the prize last night for a toast about
you." She said, "Aye, I was a bit surprised me self. You know, he's only
been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him
by the ears to make him come!"