A blonde woke up one morning and decided that she had had enough of all the blonde jokes, so she dyed her hair brown, well the dye job turned out so good that she immediately felt brilliant. She was feeling so good about things that she got all dolled up and took her corvette out for a nice drive in the country. Along the way a large flock of sheep were crossing the road in front of her and she had to stop, she decided that she would try out her new found intelligence on the shepherd so she called him over and said to him "if I can guess how many sheep are in your herd will you give me one" the shepherd answered that yes if she could guess the correct number of sheep she could take one of the animals home. She stould up and surveyed the herd for a couple of minutes and said that there were 476 sheep in the flock. He was amazed and said you are right lady go pick out your animal, she finally picked out one and the shepherd asked her if she was sure that the animal was the one she wanted, and she answered yes and put the animal in her car. Just as she was about to leave the shepherd said "hey lady if I can guess your true hair color will you give me back my sheep dog!

Reality..What a concept!