A young woman gets a job in a sex shop. After a few days her boss leaves her on her own for the afternoon.

A black woman comes into the store and says, "I'm looking for something new in a dildo."

"We just got these in," says the young woman proudly.

"Fine, I'll take one of those," says the customer.

An hour later a white woman comes into the store. "I'm looking for something new in a dildo," she says.

"Have a look at these," said the clerk. "We just got them in." The woman makes her choice and leaves.

Then a woman with a thick Scottish accent comes in and says, "I'm looking for something new in a dildo." Looking behind the clerk on the counter she adds, "and I'm very partial to plaid."

The boss comes back a while later and says," So how did it go?"he asks.

"Just fine, I think," says the clerk. "I sold a black woman a white dildo for $29.95, a white woman a black dildo for $39.95 and I got fifty bucks for your thermos."