A cowboy traveling cross country stops at a farm. He asks the farmer if he can talk to the farmer's dog. The farmer says "Sure, but he can't talk back."

The cowboy asks the dog how he likes it on the farm and the dog answers right back in perfect english "Hey, it's great, I get fed twice a day, have the run of the farm, get a walk every night, and if it rains I get to sleep inside...it's great!"

The farmer is blown away. He can't believe his dog can talk. The cowboy then asks the farmer if
he can talk to his horse, the farmer says "Sure, I've never seen him talk, but you're welcome to try."

The cowboy asks the horse how he likes it on the farm and the horse says, again in perfect english, "It's wonderful, I get a feedbag every day, have the run of the pasture and a great barn to sleep in when it snows."

The farmer can't believe it! The cowboy then asks the farmer if he can talk to his sheep. The farmer thinks about it for a second and then says..."Well, I guess so, BUT THOSE SHEEP ARE GODDAM LIARS!"