John Kerry and his father were having a father son talk shortly before the election. His father proudly says, John, now that your running for president and all that youve accomplished,have you ever had a fear that you couldnt conquer, John says , dad, when I was in basic training, I had to participate in paratroper exersizes, well,when it was my turn to jump out of the plane, I froze, my commanding officer screams, John Kerry, if you dont jump out of this plane right now, Im going to bend your ass over and have my way with you, Johns dad said, well damn John, did you jump? John replied, a little bit,at first.