It's really pretty simple.

Sheep, in whatever variety, are much the same as cruise companies, sorority girls, government officials, time-share or cruise salesmen, conservationist-types and Democrats (or Republicans, depending upon your gullibility level). None of them are to be trusted, virtually all of them are liars and, although some of them appear to be warm, soft and fluffy, they will all turn on you, given half a chance.

Lawyers and lions are better trusted with your deepest desires and will, for the most part, be better stewards of your secrets.

It's either that or sheep are easy and loose-lipped; I can't remember which.

* I Go Pogo *