THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK:

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back; let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have zero coordination.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

j) I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be great to have sex with you, but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it's just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed, as I could never have a really good night's sleep in that hedge.