Gotta'keep moving this thread back up to the top.
A Belizean scientist has invented a new type of bra that stops breasts from bobbing up and down and keeps nipples from sticking out in cold weather.
His workmates have kicked the bejeebers out of him.
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How do you know when you're staying in a San Pedro hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the desk says "go ahead."