A successful lawyer flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. He knew if he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting at the front of a long line of cabs. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the lawyer was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the lawyer, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas - and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well, who should he see out there, this time at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The lawyer thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity and then, he hit on a plan. The lawyer got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked. "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to go down on me on the drive?" "What?! GET OUT!, out of my cab, you scum." The lawyer got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result - getting kicked out of each taxi.
Finally, when he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks." The lawyer said, "O.K." and off they went. As they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the lawyer gave a big smile and a big thumbs up to each of the cabbies as they passed.