Management Trainee

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling
a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want
coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the
Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down
in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just
walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up
to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa there! We're still cleaning up your mess
from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper
management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."