Man, hijackers are lazy and irritating. But they're a part of life on a BB, I suppose.

Here:

A Modern Romance

Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since
it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed
little Popup appeared and said

"You've Got Male"

* I Go Pogo *