YOU KNOW YOUR'E FROM TEXAS

1- You allow your 14 year old daughter to smoke at the table in front of her kids.

2- The Blue Book value on your pickup goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3- You have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4- You wonder how the service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.

5- Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this"

6- You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

7- your wifes hair was ruined buy a ceiling fan.

8- Your junior prom offered day care.

9- You think the last words of the "Star Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines".

10- The Halloween pumpkin on your poarch has more teeth than your wife.

11- You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

12- One of your kids was born on a pool table.

13- You think loading the dish washer means getting your wife drunk. Laughing

14- The animal name signs at the zoo includes a recipe.

15 - Your favorite pickup line is "Hey sis, you awake??

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