An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise
ship holding her hat
on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached
her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend
to be forward, but did you know that your dress is
blowing up in this high
wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both
hands to hold onto this
hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates
are exposed!" said the
gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then
back up at the man and
replied, "Sir anything you see down there is 85 years
old. I just bought
this hat yesterday!" blush

Last edited by Chachacoconut; 09/11/07 08:57 AM.
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