Kevin had shingles.
> Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office
> should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians
> are running their practices like an assembly line?
> Here's what happened to Kevin:
>
> Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist
> asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his
> name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
>
> Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked
> Kevin what he had...
> Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height,
> weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the
> examining room.
>
> A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what
> he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a
> blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off
> all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
>
>
>
> An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting
> patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
>
>
>
> Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
> Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me
> to unload 'em??'
>