A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife.

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Color of the car?

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 enginegenerating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door...and then the husband started crying.

Inspector: Don't worry sir...we will find your car.





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