A WELSHMAN walks into the bedroom with a
sheep on a leash and says...

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a
headache."

The wife, lying in the
bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you
weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was
talking to the sheep."

Never Use money to measure wealth