There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down."


I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the !%@#$%^& out of me, I've never gotten this far before...."

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .