Having a BAD Day

Short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him,
grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the
guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I
didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.
I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my car was stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left
my wallet in the cab I took home." He continues, crying even
harder.

"Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog
bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
damn poison."

"All people smile in the same language"