Boudroux he been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run out of the night crawlers. He bout ready to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like de frog so he decides to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton maufed water moc'sin so Boudroux has to be real careful or he git bit. He snuk up behin' de snake and grabbed him 'roun de haid. Dat ol' snake he dindt lak dat one bit, I garontee. He squirmed an' wrapped hisself roun Boudroux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudroux, him he had a real good grip on his head, yeh. Well, Boudroux he pried his mouf open and got the frog and puts it is his bait can. Now Bouroux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bit him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pullls out a pint of of Loosiana moonshine likker. And he pours some drops into the snakes mouf. Well, dat snake his eyeballs rolls back in his haid and he body go limp. Wit dat, Boudroux he toss dat snake into the bayou den goes back to fish'n. A while later, Boudroux dun feel sumpin' tappin on his barefoot toe. He slowly looks down and dere be dat water moc'sin wif two more frogs.

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