two men sit down at a table in a restaurant and wait to be served.
the waitress comes over and asks "what would ya like?"
both guys order a cheeseburger and a draft beer.
the waitresses goes off, gives the order to the cook, fills their beers, stops at a fridge, then comes to deliver their beers.
she gingerly sets the beers down in front of them while the guys notice she is keeping her arms at her side.
one fellow ask her "what's with your arms?"
she responds, "oh, the hamburger patties were frozen and with our microwave being broke, holding them under my arms is the fastest way to thaw them out."
the guys both look at each other and wince, while another customer at the table next to them tells her "ahh please cancel that hot dog order i had."