This guy was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door.
There were two sheriffs deputies there. He asked them if there was a problem?

One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of
his wife.

The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.

The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by
a truck."

The guy says, " I know, but she's got a great personality, and she ain't a
bad cook."





Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol