A man, returning home a day early from a business
trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after
midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the
cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an
affair, and he intended to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and the
cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband
switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in
bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head. The
wife shouted, 'Don't do it! This man has been very
generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
He paid for the Corvette I gave you. He paid for
our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season
Pittsburgh Steeler tickets. He paid for our house at
the lake. He paid for our country club membership,
and he even pays for the monthly dues!'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the gun. He
looked over at the cabby and said, 'What would you do?'

The cabby said, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket
before he catches a cold.

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