Three women were golfing, found a bottle with a genie in it and each was offered one wish. The genie cautioned that there was a catch to the wishes - whatever the woman asked for, her husband would get 100 time more of the same.

Woman #1 asked for a Million Dollars. "Poof - you have a million dollars and your husband has 100 Million!" said the genie.

Woman #2 upped the ante and asked for Five Million dollars.

The third woman said --- "Genie, you say whatever I ask for, you assure me that my husband will get 100 times more? You're sure?" The genie answered yes, guaranteed.
After much deliberation the third woman said .... "Ok then, can I have just a teeeny weenie little heart attack?"