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> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road
and
> slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you
just
> get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I
couldn't
> believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!"
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love Truly, Laugh uncontrollably.