You know you have met a Country Bumpkin if:
His wife owns a home made Fur.
Him and his Dog use the same tree.
Her Idea of talking during sex is"there aint no cars coming baby".
He thinks Dom Perignon is a Mafia Leader.
Jack Daniels is on his list of most admired people.
Going to the bathroom at night requires boots and a flash light.
His house doesnt have curtains but his truck does.
He thinks loading the dish washer is taking his wife out and getting her drunk.

Before anyone becomes insulted I to came from the Hills and was like this before I became Edge I cated