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After a long day of HGB golf on the course, I stopped in at 'Hooter's' to see some friends and have some hot Wings and drinks.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told him "The one who knows how to fix elevators."

I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.



Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol