MEXICAN MAID

Maria our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk
to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria,
why do you want a pay increase ?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want
an increase.' The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me ?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me ?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well ?'

Maria 'No Señora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?

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