LOVE MAKING



The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina DA love withah

my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above A DA bed in ecstacy."



The Frenchman replies. Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making Ze

love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and Zen Ah lick

Za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in Pure Ecstacy.



The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin

the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my

Weener on THE curtains. She hits the freakin'ceiling.

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .