Information about Gonorrhea Lectim


The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of this old disease. The disease is called "Gonorrhea Lectim". It's
pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it
in 2008 when they re-elected Dalton McGunity's Liberals in Ontario and are
now starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because "Gonorrhea Lectim" is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called "Votemout". It's pronounced "Vote-em-out". You
take the first dose in 2012 and don't engage in such behaviour again;
otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as
we know it in Ontario


a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .