When NASA started sending astronauts into space, they
quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in
zero
gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent
a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in
zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including
glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300
C.
The Russians used a pencil.
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