Amanda, no joke, there was a church in my neighborhood that has a permanent part of their marquee that said "Westerville Presbyterian" at the top and "Join Us" at the bottom -- the only thing that changed every week was the sermon title appearing in-between these unchanging phrases.

One week , as I was walking through, I noticed the topic of the weekly sermon created an unfortunate turn of phrase on the marquee ---

"Westerville Presbyterian.
Hell.
Join Us!"

I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.