a women in her 30's was standing in line at the grocery store with her items. she places her cart on the counter and begins to unload her items on the belt.
a drunk guy comes in line behind her and is drunkenly checking out her stuff.
she has a loaf of bread, some cheese, a bottle of Clorox, some Frito's, a box of cheerios and a people magazine.
the drunk studies all this and tugs on her sleeve.
"i can tell,, yer single, ain't ya?" he slurs the words as a drunk would.
the women is surprised. how could he determine this from my groceries?
she replies, "why, yes i am. how did you know?"
"cause,,,,yer ugly" he slurs!