Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.


The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.


When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.


No one speaks.


The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.


The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.


Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.


George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.