Coming from a long line of Rednecks, I like to keep up on the latest. I hear that in response to the popularity of the Survivor series, there is a new Redneck version underway. The contestants will drive through Texas, starting in Dallas, traveling through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, on over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene and on to Ft. Worth and then back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

I can never remember which is better . . . safe? . . . or sorry?