Celibacy



Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstance.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Jerry and his wife Marylin, listened to the instructor declare; "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?" Jerry leaned over, touched Marylin's arm gently and whispered, "'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"


And thus began Jerry's life of celibacy

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol