> DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS
> >



> > A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on
> >
> > a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
> >
> > 'Not yet,' said the little boy.
> >
> > His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
> >
> > Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he
kicks
> > a
> > chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.
> >
> > When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
> >
> > He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
> > gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
> >
> > 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon,
> > and why don't I have
> > any milk in my cereal? ' he asks.
> > 'Well,' his mother says,
> > I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
> > eggs for a week.
> >
> > I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
> >
> > I saw you kick the cow so for a week
> > you aren't getting any milk.'
> >
> > Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
> > kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
> >
> >
> > The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
> >
> > and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?

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