they had only been married for a few months when on one payday, the new husband failed to come home. it was Sunday evening when he finally stumbled through the door.
he ws soon greeted by his not so pleased wife.
"where in thee hell have you been?"
"i was out for a few drinks with the boys."
"you have been gone since Friday. how would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 days?"
still a bit drunk and not quit thinking clear, he responds,"fine".
sure enough, by Tuesday morning, the left eye was still swollen shut, but he could open the right eye just enough to make out her outline!