ROFLMAO!! This HAS to be read!!! I'm still laughing....
found on Craigs list!

What I want:
A man that is employed full time (and for more than 2 years in the same place, preferably in the 6 digit range… as you will be taking me shopping and not to Target, Walmart or the local Goodwill store). Good looking (and not what your wife/ex-wife, girlfriend/ex-girlfriend ,guy friend/ JO buddy/ dog or anything else past the single cell stage that can form an opinion may think of you) I want GQ to be calling you-good looking. You must like traveling (and not down to the local bar/ strip club/ next town/next state) When I say travel, I am talking about traveling to a place that you will have to carry (a dictionary, a guide, a bible, a prayer, money for bribes) I would like you to possess ( a passport, sense of humor, sense of direction, guns & ammo, a crucifix & a picture of your momma) You should NOT be younger than 45 and older than 55…. I don't want to be a momma to younger boys and I don't have time to play nurse maid to older guys. You must be tough, ready for a challenge and willing to take on what may come your way (all the previous mentioned will be coming from me) Outside interests MUST include fishing (deep sea, bass, cane pole, noodling and drunk), skiing (water and snow) snowmobiling, hiking (and I'm not talking along the tulip path at the botanical gardens) camping (no that will not be at Motel 6 with a black and white TV) and any other sport that I might deem quality time.
What I will NOT stand for:
Cheaters (on me, on income taxes, at cards if I'm playing) Liars, abusers (on me, other women, kids, older people) drug users (illegal or hooked on legal) bad attitudes, bad hair, bad breath or bad luck.
Deal Breakers:
Having wives/ex-wives/girlfriends/ex-girlfriends/ex-lays/ or anything current or ex - remaining in your life. If you were not man enough to call it off/quit/finish then you are NOT man enough to hang with me. Picking you teeth, nose, my nose or your crotch in public. Being rude to waiters/waitresses/ or any other servant is not worthy of another date with me.
What you will receive in return (providing you pass the VD, HIV, AIDS, MENSA, MCAT, SAT, my best friend and any other test I can throw your way)
You will get: The most honest, hard-working, loveable, funny(duh) loyal, adventurous, free-spirited, hard loving, intelligent (I got you to read to the end of this didn't I???) living-out-loud, woman/lady/lover/friend/confidant that you will ever meet in your life.
What say you?

Last edited by divingcowgirl; 12/05/09 06:12 PM.
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