a new cowboy hires on at the ranch which is located 50 miles from the nearest town. after settling in, he asks what do you guys do here for,, women?
one fellow ranch hand answers "we use that old nag horse out back".
"well I'm not going to do that" the new cowboy says.
3 weeks pas and he asks again. "your serious, you use that old horse out back?"
"yep,,works well."
"no one laughs at you or nothing?"
"nope."
2 more weeks go by,,"are you sure you won't laugh at me?"
"go ahead, we all do it."
so,, the cowboy is really horny and goes out back and proceeds to 'mount' the old horse.
he soon notices every other ranch hand is gathered around pointing, holding the stomachs and laughing their heads off.
"what the hell,, you said you wouldn't laugh and that you all use the horse?"
"yes,, we do all use the horse. to ride to town where the women are!!"