A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
>'So I hear you're getting married?'
>'Yep!'
>'Do I know her?'
>'Nope!'
>'This woman, is she good looking?'
>'Not really.'
>'Is she a good cook?'
>'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
>'Does she have lots of money?'
>'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
>'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
>'I don't know.'
>'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
>'Because she can still drive!'


Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol