The Louisiana State Police had
received numerous reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area
around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from
Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation
and then reported to his Commander the next morning. "Dey is tree main
groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are
they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas
Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins". Puzzled, the
Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one
night?" "Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster
fight in person. And I knowed immedjiately dat dem Aggies was involved
when a Duck was entered in the fight." The Commander nodded, "I'll buy
that. But what about the others?" Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I
knowed de Cajuns was involved when sum body bet on de duck!" "Ah, I
see, I see....." sighed the Commander "And how did you figure the Mafia
was involved?" "De duck won."

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