Well.... as we are being offensive today:

A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together enough money to take her to a very nice restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne .

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not getting a blow job tonight."

I said "enjoy"



It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......