The Economy is so bad:

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama
administration aren't paying their taxes.

People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names

A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting

People in Africa are donating money to Americans

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your
plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

Motel Six won't leave the light on

The Mafia is laying off judges

And finally..,

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal. Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion
disappear is being investigated by the people who made
$750 billion disappear.






Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol