Important Statistics on Airport Screening


Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security (USA only)


Terrorist Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

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